your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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