HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
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