I wish my penis had an off switch
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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