New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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