yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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