Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
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