"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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