i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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