We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
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