That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Sext me about skeletons
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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