we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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