Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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