Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I'm sobbing to NWA
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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