hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
