they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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