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(434): View more from Virginia

He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text

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(504): View more from Louisiana

i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?

(1-603): View more from New Hampshire

you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?

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(224): View more from Illinois

finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.

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(586): View more from Michigan

She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.

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(909): View more from California

At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains

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(937): View more from Ohio

The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.

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(404): View more from Georgia

That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.

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