Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
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