Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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