Pappa wants mamma naked
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Randomize
