his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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