Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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