at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
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