guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
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she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
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