called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
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