My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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