its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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