who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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