Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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