3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
you would pick up someone in the library
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Panties = found
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