i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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