You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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