what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
my shit smells like andre
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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