do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
50% drunk capacity currently
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
the raccoons are back...
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