Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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