I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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