I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
Randomize
