I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize
