I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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