Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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