I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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