youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
