I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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