This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Randomize
