Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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