last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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