carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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