And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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