no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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