She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
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