I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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