Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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