I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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