I'm sorry my penis didn't work
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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