Your tits are I can't wait for
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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