We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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