i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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