ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
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