I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
I just cut my nipple shaving
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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