Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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