pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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