Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
he quoted the bible to break up with me
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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