You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
He has the fingertips of a God
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