goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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